Old Dan Tucker's Marinade

A good way to cook meat or tofu:

marinate + steam-fry

A. Slice your meat/tofu in bite-sized pieces and put them in a bag or bowl. Add:
1. Soy sauce
2. Olive oil
3. Vinegar
4. Mustard
5. Pepper
6. Salt
7. Honey
8. Sesame seeds
9. Nutmeg
10. Ginger

B. Shake it up

C. Put it in a frying pan and cook it at about 60%. Cover that shit up with a lid or a big plate and in 8 minutes it'll be done.

D. Good things to eat it with: broccoli, potatoes, sweet potatoes, onions, asparagus, mushrooms, cauliflower, rice

E. Flawmio says: Oh hello. It is best to cook this dish while listening to old-time folk music. My mother Nastio used to play the fiddle while Uncle Ghoulzio served this one up. As a young boy I would perch at the table tapping my feet, scrutinizng a word-search, while she played and Ghoulzio crooned:

Old Dan Tucker was a fine old soul,
Buckskin belly and a rubber ass-hole,
Swallowed a barrel of cider down,
And then he shit all over town,

Marinade! Old Dan Tucker,
Marinade! Old Dan Tucker,
Marinade! Old Dan Tucker,
Came too late to get his supper.